dick

dick
1. (dick) (11413↑, 3026↓)
1.The male genitals 2.An abrasive man 3.Short-form for "Richard"

1.I loved the feel of his dick inside me 2.Stop being such a dick 3.His name was Dick and he had a large dick but he was such a dick.

Author: Buk Akka Tehcock http://dick.urbanup.com/95030
2. (Dick) (7689↑, 1523↓)
Man's most magnificently majestic manifestation of his raw power and potency. In appearance, when [hard], it resembles a [rocket] on the launching pad, and it has the same turbulent thrusting force and energy. Just as a rocket can send a satellite into orbit, it can send a woman into orgasm, which is no less awesome a feat. In sex, it performs at least four distinct functions: first, by achieving a [hard-on], it signals to the woman that its owner is both capable of having [sex] with her and eager to do so, which, if she finds him attractive, tends to kindle her interest. Second, by discreetly (or sometimes not so discreetly) pressing it against her increasingly warm [pussy] while they make out, he turns her on and gets her hot. Then, when she really does want him, it becomes a way of her signalling her own desire, as she fondles it and kisses it and puts it into her mouth. And finally, when he [fuck]s her, its mad and relentless thrusting drives her wild until she begins to scream with absolutely uncontrollable passion and happiness. If he is lucky enough, he has enough [dick control] that he doesn't [come] until after this has happened, which is nice for him as well as her, because the longer the tension builds up, the more enormous the explosion will be when he finally reaches [ejaculation]. At that point, as the speed of his thrusting becomes as fast as a runner nearing the finish line in a race and as his [cock] forces all of its gigantic length and girth deep into her [pussy]with each thrust, he reaches the point where, for a couple of seconds, it seems like the world stops. Then, he feels something like a bomb explode at the base of his [dick], and with a sudden and rapid force like water shooting out of a high-pressure hose, he shoots quarts of [come]into her [pussy]. In keeping with the Danish proverb that "a child of love has many names," this most-beloved part of the male anatomy has a number of colloquial slang nicknames, of which [penis] is the one most often seen in print, though rarely heard spoken except in doctor's offices or classrooms. A few of the more colorful are given below. In addition to these nicknames, many a guy's [dick] has a proper name, bestowed on it either by his wife or girlfriend or by himself, and which hopefully has a masculine ring worthy of the dignity of the entity to which it is applied.

When I pressed my dick against her as we kissed, she clasped her hands tightly around my butt and drew me to her so that it would press into her more firmly.

Author: Adam Phillips http://dick.urbanup.com/1925484
3. (dick) (3785↑, 1379↓)
1.a penis (N) 2. to waste time (V) 3. a bastard

Quit dicking around and gimme your dick, you dick\!

Author: nappyafrochik http://dick.urbanup.com/85230
4. (dick) (2779↑, 1601↓)
Slang for penis and usually is a stick of intense pleasure.

Silly faggot\! Dicks are for chicks\!

Author: Damn Damn Danno http://dick.urbanup.com/1463986
5. (dick) (1586↑, 664↓)
The male sex organ. Big ones are enjoyed by women. Small ones are secretly laughed at by women. Men with small ones are told by women that size doesn't matter. Men possessing these small ones actually believe it.

Jane: "Eliza, he had the biggest dick I have ever seen. I could have played with it for hours." Eliza: "That's hot. Isn't it funny how small guys think they have an eight inch one though? I wonder what ruler they're using\!"

Author: Lick_it_bitch http://dick.urbanup.com/1938686
6. (dick) (1274↑, 360↓)
1. A slang word for a penis; another popular slang term for a penis is a [cock]. 2. An adjective to describe a guy who is a jerk or does mean and stupid things.

1. Man, he's got a big dick. 2. That guy is such a dick for calling me that\!

Author: theAJbahmaster http://dick.urbanup.com/1562938
7. (dick) (1103↑, 583↓)
a penis; something used to stick up a girl's [pussy] or [ass]

I felt his lubricated dick slide up my pussy as I gently moaned. It was so big, I could have sworn I felt it coming up my throat.

8. (dick) (692↑, 404↓)
the male penis. also known as a johnson, joe, burgen, cock, ross

that guy has a long dick

Author: drtheexplorer http://dick.urbanup.com/1382710
9. (dick) (280↑, 70↓)
A penis. Used for sex, and peeing.

Caroline - Yo he is such a dick. Gary - Dont call him a dick, life aint easy being a dick. You've got a head you cant think with, an eye you cant see with, balls you cant play with, your neighbours an asshole, and your best friend is a total pussy. Caroline - ...

10. (Dick) (332↑, 144↓)
George W. Bush

"Don't be such a dick\!"

11. (dick) (268↑, 98↓)
1. Another word for a penis. The male genital. 2. A jerk or an asshole. Somebody who's purposely treating you like crap or putting you down for no reason or being selfish.

"What the hell did I ever do to you you dick."

12. (dick) (251↑, 119↓)
More commonly known as the penis, the dick is often used to dish out pleasure to others, whether males, females, or mixgender. It may also be used to slap someone.

1. I produced sperm out of my dick, which felt good. 2. It felt good when the sperm from my dick was placed inside Sally. 3. I dislike Sally; I dick-slapped her.

13. (dick) (167↑, 65↓)
Kanye West

The dick interupted Taylor Swift...enough said

14. (dick) (233↑, 145↓)
1) Male reproductive organ 2) Private eye or detective 3) A stupid person

1) Suck my dick you mofo\! 2) The private dick was casing the joint. 3) You stupid dick\!

15. (dick) (178↑, 111↓)
Anyone who has posted a definition for this word.

"You are all a bunch of misogynist dicks."

Author: Remote Control http://dick.urbanup.com/2299891
16. (dick) (104↑, 40↓)
n. things guys like to play with, whenever they aint gettin no pussy.

All i have is my dick tonight.

Author: John Suck it http://dick.urbanup.com/3709023
17. (dick) (90↑, 46↓)
1. a physcial part of a mans body that is used for female/male pleasure 2. a negative connotation for a male used when you hate them so much you want to remove that same body part violently

1. "hey amy, that dick rocked my world, wish you could have seen how big it was" 2. "fuckin selfish dick the next time you hurt me, you will find your dick so black, blue and purple, it will look like a thunderstorm on a dark summer's night"

Author: badger bitch http://dick.urbanup.com/2009758
18. (dick) (80↑, 39↓)
Nothing. (I got this from a Richard Gere movie.)

In a movie, Richard Gere, playing a lawyer defending an controversial client, makes the statement: "We've been working on this case for 3 months, and we've got dick\!"

19. (dick) (58↑, 18↓)
1. the penis 2. a despised person 3. a detective

The dick heard that some dick who was caught concealing a bag of drugs near his dick had the evidence for the murder.

Author: The Return of Light Joker http://dick.urbanup.com/2911144
20. (dick) (56↑, 21↓)
can sometime be found in wrapped up boxes still attatched to the male, and given to partners as a gift.

"hey baby,ITS MAH DICK IN A BOX"

21. (Dick) (35↑, 11↓)
Slang term for [penis]. Each and every man has one and he stores it between his legs. It's size can vary greatly, but most men will add a couple inches when referring to their own. Dicks are usually classified into three catagories: schlort, schledium, and schlong. A dick has a very tough life: His owner likes to jerk him around, his best friend's a pussy, and his neighbour's an asshole. Most hetrosexual men use their dick for sexual activities. Dick is also a colloquial term for an annoying man, or a nickname for a man named Richard.

Jane's boyfriend, Dick, was a total dick but she enjoyed sucking on his dick. Hey Richard, come here\! Dick, let's go\! I hate Joe Smith, he's such a dick\! I have a long dick.

Author: joejackjacobsonthe second http://dick.urbanup.com/4435178
22. (Dick) (52↑, 31↓)
1. A name 2. A nickname for Richard (no idea how they got that, you?) 3. Slang for Penis. 4. A name you use in the tense of present or past, used commonly as an adjective.

1. My name is Dick 2 My name is Richard, But most people call me Dick. 3. Wow your Dick's a whopper. You should be the King of Burger king\!. 4. Your a Dick Richard. Example of a bad way to use it when you intend a non hurtful way.: New Kid: My name is Richard. Kid: Really? Cool. 2 days later Kid: Hey Dick what's up? New Kid: Stop calling me that\!\!\!

Author: Richard Dickson (Not my real name though) http://dick.urbanup.com/1857419
23. (dick) (40↑, 20↓)
a guy who is a cocky jerk, and thinks that all women love him, but in reality they think he is annoying.

Nathan: "Ohhh I am so good at ping pong, and no one can beat me because I'm the best and I can get any girl I want because everyone else sucks." Melissa: "Nathan shut up, you're a dick and no one likes you and you're ugly\!"

24. (Dick) (29↑, 11↓)
A males penis.

\#Tim: Jess\! Put my dick in your mouth and head bang that shit\!

25. (Dick) (22↑, 6↓)
1) (verb) To disappoint on an unheard of level. 2) (noun: 1) A person who continually and blatantly disappoints. 3) (noun: 2) Male reproductive organ, also known as shaft.

1) (verb) "Dude, you're dicking me again bro?\!" 2) (verb) "Do you have any clue how many times you have dicked me today?" 3) (verb) "Straight dicked..." 4) (noun: 1) "You're a dick and I hope you rot in hell." 5) (noun: 2) "I think she wants your dick man."

26. (Dick) (30↑, 16↓)
[Dick] is a slang term for a mans penis. some people are offended by this term.

The mans dick was big.

27. (dick) (21↑, 10↓)
1. male part of body that hangs between legs 2. sounds good in front of everything if pissed of or angry 3. used to describe people as an asshole

1. check out my dick ladies 2. fuck shit dick cat 2. hey you little dick shit im gona blast you 3. that guys a fucking dick

28. (dick) (74↑, 62↓)
old fashioned word used to describe cops. Sometimes used instead of the word officer.

Yo y u stoppin me Dick Dennis? Yo my friend works in the police department, yea he's a dick.

29. (dick) (42↑, 33↓)
1.A certain president of a certain country who doesnt know what the Marshall Faulk he's doing and whose southern accent eats at your soul. \>:( 2.The male reproductive organ commonly known as a penis.

that president is a real dick

30. (dick) (34↑, 25↓)
Another word for penis used for sex wat pussy likes

i felt the huge dick all over my pussy that huge dick made me lose control

Author: angel gonzalez http://dick.urbanup.com/2352624
31. (dick) (20↑, 12↓)
a male organ used to attract women

male: see it? now you want to make love with me don't you? female: i want your dick inside me

Author: swedishfish2001 http://dick.urbanup.com/4034229
32. (dick) (16↑, 8↓)
a long hairy organ carried around by most males

hey look he has a tiny dick HAHA

33. (dick) (52↑, 44↓)
A dick is what I use for sexual pleasure\! I get a guy with a big dick, the bigger the better. He pulls his pants down and let's me suck his huge dick, also known as a blowjob. After he gets enough if that, he starts to rub and lick my pussy. After I start to cum loads of cum, we both start fucking. He sticks his dick up my pussy and goes in and out. He goes as fast a race car in a race. We both start to moan because of the good feeling. He starts to cum. Then he takes his dick out of my pussy and puts it up my ass. He does the same thing with my pussy. In and out and really fast. after we both have an orgasm, He starts to eat my pussy. Then I give him another blowjob. Then we put our clothes on, he gives me money and then he leaves. After that, another guy come in and we start it all over :) [dick], a dick enlcosed, become a dick outside and in my pussyyyy

He sticks his dick up my pussy for sexual sensation\! [dick] is now dick

Author: dickinmypussy:) http://dick.urbanup.com/3392667
34. (dick) (22↑, 15↓)
A special part of a mans body which sometimes he strokes to get pleasure when he cant get any pussy.

Guy1: Dude, he got that magic dick Guy2: Hell yea\!

Author: Jackmethefuck http://dick.urbanup.com/3034431
35. (Dick) (10↑, 4↓)
A girl's best friend.

Mary's boyfriend: Mary, why are you talking to my dick?\! Mary: shut up\! we're trying to make plans for tonight..

36. (Dick) (14↑, 8↓)
The sexy long organ on a male that extends from between his legs, just above his sexy balls. There are several uses for this sexy device: 1. To seduce or draw in hot, sexy girls into having sex. 2. To have sex with a girl. 3. As a girl's toy, many girls like so suck on dicks. 4. To induce pleasure to the owner of said dick, mainly be having it be fondled, licked, kissed, sucked on, or inserted into the pussy of his girlfriend. 5. To get a girl hot and ready for sex by pressing it against her pussy while making out, thus turning her on.

Man, last night, i used my dick to do that girl so hard, she sucked on it so hard, i pressed it against her pussy to get her nice and hot before we had sex

37. (Dick) (11↑, 5↓)
(V) To have sex with

When you and your friend walk into a store and see a girl you want to have sex with you say "I want to dick her." or "I'd dick her"

38. (Dick) (15↑, 9↓)
A Males Private Part They Have biqq juicy one and they have stanky one\<\<nasty

Do you suck Dick??

39. (Dick) (5↑, 0↓)
Dick: (n.) A person who thinks they are too good to answer someone OR someone who insults you. (Synonyms): asshole; douchebag; pompous.

-"Hey Lucy\! Did that guy answer you yet?" "No, because he's a DICK." -"Hey Charles\! Did that guy answer you yet?" "It's a girl, you DICK\! And no...she didn't..."

40. (dick) (18↑, 13↓)
the short name for Richard

Spinner - "Hey, did you hear about Richard's short name?" Jimmy - "Yeah...dick. That is hilarious\!\!"

Author: Rhonda D Fillmore http://dick.urbanup.com/2984267
41. (dick) (22↑, 17↓)
Your own personal squirt gun. (If your a male or a really fucked up lady)

I squirted John in the eye with my dick, and he screamed and jumped off a roof.

42. (dick) (4↑, 0↓)
position in the pole vault where you are belly to the bar and ready for a certain clear.

i wish my dick was as good as yours

Author: mocha joe homo http://dick.urbanup.com/5719395
43. (dick) (4↑, 0↓)
1. a measurement of speed, varying from slow to fast depending on the context of its use. 2. a derogatory term for someone who is not of your liking, someone who thinks of themselves as better than everyone else, and/or suffers from [Illusory superiority]. 3. as a given name, Dick is a diminutive form of Richard 4. a biological feature of male animals including both vertebrates and invertebrates. 5. a reproductive, intromittent organ that additionally serves as the urinal duct in placental mammals.

I shoved my dick into Courtney last night.

44. (dick) (8↑, 4↓)
in me all the time

pierce's dick

Author: treehugger69 http://dick.urbanup.com/5403476
45. (Dick) (9↑, 5↓)
Dick is slang for male genital most commonly know as penis and cock.Also could me meant to refer to an asshole prick.

1.Girl he really put that dick on me last night\! 2.Stop acting like a dick\! 3.I just talked to dick and his dick was pretty big too.

Author: ebonygoddess http://dick.urbanup.com/4208494
46. (Dick) (10↑, 6↓)
The slang word for penis, used to spert out cum.

I fucked the chick and banged her in her ass with my Dick

47. (dick) (3↑, 0↓)
The big,fat,rod you shove up a chick's deep,wet,vagina,or mouth to FUCK HER\!\!\!\!

I used my huge dick to [fuck] her hard\!

Author: H0rnybitchfuck3r http://dick.urbanup.com/5693961
48. (dick) (3↑, 0↓)
1. the lever 2. the handle 3. the pipe 4. the slim jim 5. the chili dog 6. the start of a mans life 7. the dangler 8. the python 9. the lollipop 10. the pully

The woman grabbed my dick and released the sweet substance.

Author: instafindafailare http://dick.urbanup.com/5571765
49. (dick) (19↑, 16↓)
a really mean and hateful person

bill: jack your dumb jack: you fuckin dick\!\!\!

50. (Dick) (15↑, 12↓)
A person who strongly encourages another to become enraged/ annoyed, without becoming annoyed themselves.

"I took a shit in your mouth last night..." "oh, my god, shut up. Your not even funny..." "...then i took a piss up your nose...", etc, "fuck off, get away from me." (dick).

51. (Dick) (8↑, 6↓)
A penis. Usually bigger when black, and smaller when asian.

I have a dick.

Author: MrBALL00NHandz http://dick.urbanup.com/5472227
52. (dick) (5↑, 3↓)
Why are you looking this kind of stuff up on the internet? Go suck one\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

I have a bonar because you sucked my dick\! Wait a minute, why am I posting this stuff? I'm giving u real examples to u pervs looking it up. goodbye

Author: MY POST IS A JOKE http://dick.urbanup.com/5403960
53. (dick) (10↑, 8↓)
1. a common name and a nickname for Richard 2. slang for men's reproductive part of the body 3. someone stupid and annoying

1. Dick Armey, Dick Cheney 2. other names are penis, weenie 3. He's a dickhead

Author: bunnybabe101 http://dick.urbanup.com/4318962
54. (dick) (1↑, 0↓)
its long and stiff its has 2 balls at the start and can be upto 45 inches long also lawrence burk and andy butterfield

honey im home\\ girls runs and starts sucking his dick

Author: john smith 121212121212 http://dick.urbanup.com/6148311
55. (Dick) (0↑, 0↓)
A male penis, rather like cock or 'trouser snake' ;P

My boyfriend's dick is so small \! D:

56. (dick) (0↑, 0↓)
something that a guy sticks inside a girl's vagina

when a guy and a girl are having sex the guy shoves his dick inside the girl's vagina. the girl goes uhh uhh harder harder, faster ,faster, deeper,deeper.Push it in baby.the girl loves it .then when the guy's dick is ready the girl opens her mouth and waits until the cum comes out.

57. (dick) (6↑, 6↓)
1. A slang for penis 2. A second brain 3. A complete asshole

1. My dick is bigger than any girl's imagination\!\!\! 2. Johnson, stop thinking with your dick again and get rid of that [boner]\! 3. Johnny: I just had [sex] with your girlfriend last night. Mark: Shut up, you stupid dick, and [fuck off]\!

Author: Hugebanana234 http://dick.urbanup.com/4676542
58. (dick) (1↑, 2↓)
The German word for "fat".

Du bist dick. (You are fat.)

59. (dick) (13↑, 14↓)
A women's reason to live

she likes dick

Author: magicalfairy http://dick.urbanup.com/4059462
60. (dick) (2↑, 4↓)
1.) In reality, a dick and testicles are very sensitive, and if people call you a dick, it means they admire those traits. 2.) Nickname for man who is admirably sensitive and kind, not unlike a dick. If you are called a dick by a woman or friend, you should take it as a huge compliment, as you are obviously a great friend and a sensitive guy. Women love men who have feelings and are gentle. To pick up any female, just tel them "I am a huge dick" and they will immediately be interested in you. 3.) Likewise, if you tell them you are a huge pussy, they will be equally impressed and think you are tough, as it is widely known that vaginas can definitely take a pounding.

Friend: God, Kenny. You're such a dick\! Kenny: Why, thank you\! That was a really nice thing for you to say. Kenny: I'm a huge dick. Woman: Wow, I'm so impressed\!

Author: mashmallow515 http://dick.urbanup.com/6000465
61. (dick) (3↑, 5↓)
The male genital, along with the testes A sign of dominance in the family.

I have the dick,so i make the rules\!

62. (Dick) (7↑, 9↓)
A generic name for a heterosexual man.

Girl 1: Where did Dick go? Girl 2: I’m not sure. Can you remember his name? Girl 1: I think it’s Matthew. Girl 3: It’s Michael, and he’s gay.

63. (Dick) (13↑, 15↓)
A mans penis. Shove in a vagina. You pee out of it.

John is a dick. Go suck a dick. My dick wants to be inside of you\!

Author: mitchskatesss13 http://dick.urbanup.com/2971761
64. (dick) (7↑, 10↓)
A Wally or a dumbass prick who roams the house all day feeling his crotch and is obsessed with haircuts.

wally kid:yo suck my dick

65. (dick) (42↑, 45↓)
A man has it, A women wants it.

"fuck i want his dick so bad\!\!\!"

Author: Greg and Soula http://dick.urbanup.com/2076694
66. (Dick) (3↑, 7↓)
To hall off and kill some bitch.

This guy was totally being a dick, like word.

Author: marshalldroid http://dick.urbanup.com/5085007
67. (Dick) (5↑, 9↓)
An official slang name for a police man

It is said by John, in a classic Family Feud episode, where Richard Dawson asks a question: Richard: Name a slang name for a police man. John: Dick\!

68. (dick) (6↑, 10↓)
a penis. also, in some areas known as BENNETT M. LOVEJOY.

bennett lovejoy is the dickiest kid i know.

Author: rosepetal123 http://dick.urbanup.com/3434865
69. (Dick) (6↑, 10↓)
The first name for a man named Cheney.

Dick Cheney

70. (dick) (11↑, 15↓)
(N) A person with whom you are familiar. Used as a sign of affection

Sup,dick? What's good?

71. (Dick) (7↑, 12↓)
More commonly spelled, "Yaser Carcora," and most commonly referred to as simply, "Yaser" (pronounced: Yah-sir). Etymology: Carcora comes from the root of the French word "coq," or "con," referring to the male reproductive organ, as well as obnoxious members of the male species. Slang or euphemisms include: Yas, Yas Yas, Bilal al Laham, The English Major (now obsolete), pecks (from the Latin word, "pecker"), gold-digga, booty call, boy toy, pizza delivery boy, lover boy. Compounds: Yaser law, Yaser clause, Yaser burger, Yaser babies, Yaser lovin', Yaser mania.

Why are you being such a Yaser?\! I can't believe you stood me up for half an hour. They had to establish a Dick clause at my school to keep Yasers from enrolling for senior year and stealing all the scholarships. I want to make Yaser babies in Venice. I had to get a hot meat injection to treat my Yaser mania.

72. (dick) (2↑, 7↓)
a penis also known as a One Eyed wonder Weasel a long dong that gives pleasure

a man's dick getting its daily feed

Author: Trouser Troat http://dick.urbanup.com/4215931
73. (Dick) (7↑, 12↓)
1.) Penis 2.) A sporty English man

1.) His dick is tiny\! 2.) Dick is such a fine old chap. He plays cricket magnificently\!

Author: The Baconator http://dick.urbanup.com/3398197
74. (Dick) (11↑, 16↓)
Verb. The act of placing phallic symbols on a person or a person's possession. Car's are especially prone to being dicked

Yo man, we totally dicked that car good last night.

75. (Dick) (6↑, 12↓)
What your mom sucked last night

"suck my dick." "my mom did it already." "wow..."

76. (Dick) (6↑, 12↓)
Dick is short for Richard.

I was named after my dad, Richard, and in order not to confuse us I was nicknamed Dick.

Author: Dick/Richard http://dick.urbanup.com/4122899
77. (dick) (12↑, 18↓)
The Clasp of you necklace, where it connects both ends of the chain together. And when it is touching the charm or at the bottom of the front of your necklace you can make a wish.\!

" Your dick is showing"

78. (dick) (9↑, 16↓)
1.Dick (n) -Used for reproduction, urination, etc. 2.Dick (v)- Usually handling someone elses property, without their consent.

1. Oohhh...man...my dick is soooo hard\! 2. STOP DICKING WITH MY TOASTER\!

Author: Urcorin The Imp Lord of Krange http://dick.urbanup.com/2528677
79. (Dick) (15↑, 22↓)
1.The man's penis 2.A mean person

Amirali Zulfiqar Ali Panjwani has no DICK\!

Author: asdfasdfasdfasdf http://dick.urbanup.com/1927536
80. (dick) (3↑, 11↓)
the nicest thing u could ever call ur best friend(:

Ben, you're such a dick, you're great\!

Author: kylie duh :p http://dick.urbanup.com/4805738
81. (dick) (9↑, 17↓)
Mike Henry

Mike Henry is a dick\!

Author: i hate mike henry http://dick.urbanup.com/3350834
82. (dick) (7↑, 15↓)
One who strives by an action to create a favorable social impression, but instead creates a negative one.

"Bob actually arrived at the opera dressed in a cape. What a dick\!"

83. (Dick) (8↑, 17↓)
1) Something a man masterbates with. 2) An inapropriate word for an a man/woman you disslike 3) A thing a Pussy slides on 4) A sex object 5) An object used to rape niggers in prison

1) I stroke my Dick tell I cum 2) You Fucking Dick-Head 3) Hey Bitch, come slide on my Dick 4) Im'a Fuck his Dick 5) Pull your pants down you nigger your about to get a dick in your ass, and don't fight it

Author: Big Platuim Balls http://dick.urbanup.com/4396095
84. (Dick) (3↑, 12↓)
Another name for a cigar.

Hey,will you light my dick on fire so I can put it in my mouth and blow on it?

Author: The mythic melon http://dick.urbanup.com/4298213
85. (Dick) (1↑, 10↓)
Verb used in place of the word "nothing". Most commonly used in a state of boredom.

"You look bored, man." "Yeah, I am. I aint doin' dick\!"

86. (dick) (3↑, 12↓)
slang for the male organ of copulation and, in mammals, of urinary excretion.

"That male mammal used his dick for copulation and for urinary excretion"

Author: Joshy Berger http://dick.urbanup.com/2941814
87. (dick) (2↑, 11↓)
Something that'll make you slap somebody. It is also a rocket/missile encoded with information.

"Dick'll make you lose control; dick'll make you pull a gun out and shoot somebody in the damn face\!" -Alexyss Tylor

Author: ThisIsAUniqueUserNameMyNameIsMax http://dick.urbanup.com/2381963
88. (dick) (65↑, 74↓)
The women's second God.

gilrs like to play with my dick.

89. (dick) (6↑, 15↓)
1. a unfortunate man that was names after a [penis] 2 you for being a stupid fool and looking this up

hi dick how are you?

90. (dick) (3↑, 12↓)
purple-headed yogurt slinger

"hey when you choke that guy he looks like a dick"

Author: Jake Vaughan http://dick.urbanup.com/1282246
91. (dick) (0↑, 10↓)
1) some long,, short,, fat,, or skinny dangley thing in between the legs. 2) the third leg. ....are you that dumb to be lookin up this word \!?

sabalaba dick ding dong..

92. (dick) (7↑, 17↓)
Tyler Harris of Columbia, MS.

Tyler is such a fucking dick.

93. (dick) (3↑, 13↓)
dick.verb.(Philadelphia, PA) to ruin, destroy, or use to the condition of uselessness. can also mean to be in bad shape.

dick: "I got a large pizza to myself, I'm bout to dick this jawn." "Yo I been bowling all day, my forearm is dicked." "You need some new shoes, the ones you wearin are dicked."

Author: Shomari Kamau http://dick.urbanup.com/3084635
94. (dick) (3↑, 13↓)
the males (guys) ]cock] or in other words [PENIS]\!\!

person one: i will suck your dick person two: oh, like you will give me a blow job person one: exactly

95. (Dick) (3↑, 13↓)
Often thought to be the male sexual reproductive organ, it is actually a cave mans beard. Licked clean by the female, the caveman then grunts to show his manly hood before stroking his dick.

You man, look at that guys dick\! I want one, but i can't grow it\!

96. (dick) (103↑, 113↓)
A detective, often one in the private sector

John Shaft is a black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks.

97. (dick) (2↑, 13↓)
the clip thing on a necklace.

Your dick is showing.

98. (Dick) (0↑, 11↓)
Some one who is awsome, doing something greatly,used to tell someone there so real and powerful. To show greater expression.ex

1."Man last night was so dick\!" 2. "dude those new shoes are so hella dick" 3. john, " so how did last night go with that lady friend of yours" Fred,".......dickin\!"

99. (Dick) (3↑, 14↓)
1.the male reproductive organ 2. an abrasive, or otherwise, colorful person be it man or woman (yea, a woman can be a dick too)

1. She wanted to taste my kids, so I let her suck the nut from my dick. 2. Goddamn, for a woman she is the biggest dick I know.

Author: Big Flea (Flytrap Promotions) http://dick.urbanup.com/3242314
100. (dick) (17↑, 28↓)
A [glass]/[pyrex] pipe used for smoking methamphetamines.

can i suck your dick? that sure is a nice dick you've got there. are you gonna pass that dick or what?

Author: Mike's inordinate fear of rejection http://dick.urbanup.com/1948644
101. (dick) (2↑, 14↓)
Another term for cigarette.

Joe: "Yo, bott, can I get a dick off you?" Bill: "Take one, I just got a pack."

Author: Schuylkill County http://dick.urbanup.com/2871583
102. (dick) (14↑, 26↓)
A usuall name for males in America

Husband:Hey what shall we call our son? Wife:I don't know, give an example please. Husband:Shall we call him Dick? Wife:Yes the best name ever.

103. (dick) (10↑, 23↓)
what the fuck is your problem sicko you have nothing better to do but look up dick on a website you kno what the fuck a dick is especially if your a guy and if your a woman go ride one cause you need it if your looking it up...p.s its a penis duhh...lol =)

a. im so horny i wanna suck my own dick b. your a fuckin dick c. girl you need some dick in your life

Author: Alee-lee babes http://dick.urbanup.com/4133219
104. (dick) (3↑, 16↓)
1.Dick (n) -Used for reproduction, urination, etc. 2.Dick (v)- Usually handling someone elses property, without their consent.

1. Oohhh...man...my dick is soooo hard\! 2. STOP DICKING WITH MY TOASTER\!

Author: Urcorin The Imp Lord of Krange http://dick.urbanup.com/2528676
105. (dick) (17↑, 30↓)
Glass piece used to smoke crack cocaine. Crack Pipe. Called this because it is used to "get your rocks off," with rocks of course referring to crack rocks.

::SHATTER:: Damn\! I dropped my dick\!

106. (dick) (12↑, 25↓)
Dick (dik), n. 1. Arch.: a replacement word used when any other swewar word is unwanted. 2. a word that can replace any noun in a sentence and still convey all meaning 3. a word used contextually to communicate a complex or conflated idea when there is no known existing word in the English language.

"What the dick?\!" Instead of saying, "Hey, can you hand me that book?", "Hey, can you hand me that dick?" "It's a windy dick outside." "Life is a dick"

Author: Michael Green Tucker http://dick.urbanup.com/2040090
107. (Dick) (5↑, 19↓)
There were once two friends a cock and an ass. both lived on the farm of senator dick mageee. senator dick was infamous for his odd inter-species sexual preferences. cock and ass had several times been forced to entertain him. They began to plot against him to try and destroy his libido. One day when senator was advancing on cock ass ran up and kicked him in the rear. cock took the opportunity to lunge at dick's stomach but dick jumped and cock landed in his groin. while in there he turned around and tried to escape but got stuck and only his head and neck still stuck out. the kick that ass had developed created a huge crater in dick's rear as well as sent a crack heading up his rear. after that day all human males had a cock's head and neck sticking out of thier groin and hole and crack in their rear (women gained their ass differently; see pussy)

"His dick was too small to receive pleasure from"

Author: Joe Rizzo is AWESOME http://dick.urbanup.com/2884665
108. (dick) (4↑, 18↓)
1. The hard thing in a males pants. 2. Short for Richard 3. George [Bush] 4. total losers

1. My dick is massive. 2. Dick was inside that girls ass. 3. Yes\! The dick is leaving office soon\! (not to be capitalized) 4. You are a dick. Another example: dick and Dick are a bunch of dicks that eat dick.

109. (dick) (5↑, 19↓)
male reproductive organs used in fucking

-hey fred, can i suck your dick? -sure bob, were both fuckin homos bitch

110. (Dick) (0↑, 15↓)
1. One who succeeds in areas of [style] and attitude. The latter may result in the use of that individuals dick later that evening. Can also be used for women. 2. Can also be used to describe an amazing object.

1. Melissa and Mimi are so dick with their ray-bans. 2. That bicycle is so dick, but Sasha wont sell it to Yami.

Author: That wordsmith is dick http://dick.urbanup.com/3843317
111. (dick) (7↑, 22↓)
something to go into a bunch of crevices. a tool used to transport sperm into the [uterus]. a stick... for some burritos.

hey bob i just shoved my dick stick into a cleavage nice nice... i shoved my dick burrito into a pussy...

112. (dick) (17↑, 32↓)
Something you shouldnt be looking up on this site

I dont understand why someone would subject themselves to being nicknamed Dick..

113. (dick) (34↑, 49↓)
A completely self absorbed, immature, and demanding male behaving just like his penis.

He's was acting like a total dick when she told him "No, Thanks"\!

114. (dick) (22↑, 37↓)
guy who's only out for himself, totally selfish, screw everybody else

guy's a dick; we dont want that dick in here

115. (dick) (8↑, 24↓)
something that is eaten by a hobo living in a dumpster on the corner of the street whilst a women comes over and shoots the wall and then the women headbutts the dumpster because she's crazy and then a mad guy runs over and kicks a football into a dogs face, the dog then gets angry and charges at the mad man, the mad man runs into a bus that is driven by a cat, then the bus crashes into an old grandma then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat for revenge by shooting it in the face then eats it along with a cup of dried soup, then a bomb drops on the city which then kills the dog and the dogs best friend because they have lately been dealing drugs to an old couple who live in the country side, about 90 years old each , they get high and start causing mischief and then a cat who was a friend of the cat who killed the grandma which then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat kills the grandma and the hobo and the dog lives happily ever after.

' hey man listen to this dick something that is eaten by a hobo living in a dumpster on the corner of the street whilst a women comes over and shoots the wall and then the women headbutts the dumpster because she's crazy and then a mad guy runs over and kicks a football into a dogs face, the dog then gets angry and charges at the mad man, the mad man runs into a bus that is driven by a cat, then the bus crashes into an old grandma then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat for revenge by shooting it in the face then eats it along with a cup of dried soup, then a bomb drops on the city which then kills the dog and the dogs best friend because they have lately been dealing drugs to an old couple who live in the country side, about 90 years old each , they get high and start causing mischief and then a cat who was a friend of the cat who killed the grandma which then the grandma comes alive and kills the cat kills the grandma and the hobo and the dog lives happily ever after. '

Author: peter 111222333 http://dick.urbanup.com/4055164
116. (Dick) (7↑, 24↓)
An exclimation used when something is outragous, extraordinary, or just cool.

"I just got the iphone yesturday" "Damn yo, thats so dick\!"

Author: M Dolla Makah http://dick.urbanup.com/3605663
117. (Dick) (20↑, 41↓)
What you should now be called becuase you actually took the time to come to this site and look up the word "Dick" becuase you are a 14 year-old horn-dog.

Dude, your such a dick for going to U-D to look up the word dick.

Author: Dudester2323 http://dick.urbanup.com/3616514
118. (Dick) (10↑, 35↓)
Dick is a way to describe disgust or excitement about something

D- I have a math test today A- That's DICK or D- I went to a huge party on the weekend A- That's DICK

119. (dick) (20↑, 49↓)
The thing you have sex with.

A boy sticks there dick up a girls vigina to have sex.

Author: superdickdick http://dick.urbanup.com/1920701
120. (dick) (9↑, 42↓)
when someone does something stupid.

dude when you shot urself with that paintball gun, i was laughing but the move on your part was pretty dick.

121. (dick) (43↑, 77↓)
the part on a male used to fuck ho's...when stroked or rubbed it becomes hard and if continued it will skeet all in ur moms hot vagina...and it aint the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean...but u cant get to england in a rowboat

dude\#1-whoa look at his dick dude\#2-i wonder wat he feeds it dude\#3-i heard he feeds it live rabbits

Author: onebigcracka http://dick.urbanup.com/1679992
122. (dick) (13↑, 52↓)
To place one's penis on another's face, usually after an evening of drinking

Tom dicked John for the camera after John passed out after only three drinks

123. (dick) (58↑, 103↓)
an object which protrudes between the legs of a male and which serves to reproduce ourselves. When you're gay you may also use it to procure a certain feeling which is rather confortable and makes you feel good... syn: nob,etc...

Yo bitch, suck my dick right now, i feel like it...

124. (dick) (38↑, 93↓)
a male reproductive organ used to please women or a man. it can b really big (black men usually have those) or small.

damn, NIGGER is that a sanke in your pants?no its my DICK dammit BILLY BOB, if u dont stop fingerin me already\!oh baby im cumming\!\!\! what? u mean that was ur DICK\!\!\! BEND OVER\!\!\!\!\!

125. (Dick) (5↑, 70↓)
Cannabis, also known as marijuana or marihuana, or ganja (from Hindi/Sanskrit: गांजा gānjā, hemp),] is a psychoactive drug extracted from the plant Cannabis sativa, or more often, Cannabis sativa subsp. indica.

You want to smoke some dick?

126. (dick) (69↑, 134↓)
most people on earth

i got that from team america good movie

127. (Dick) (15↑, 97↓)
adj. a shortened word for ridiculous offten modified by the word hard

Yo, look at my fronts them bitches dick hard\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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